What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.