What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.