He heard it was a growing field.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
I dunno, a Grover something.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Don't worry, they'll tell you