Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.