Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Where did Es-car-go.

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They don't have a say in anything!

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China