Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China