Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China