Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?

So they won't roll out of bed.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)