So they won't roll out of bed.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
It fro's up.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because he never sleeps in much!
A: Under their covers.
The US elections.
Out of bounce.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
They're both filled with nuts