Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.