Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.