Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que