You look for the fresh prints!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I am leg end.
Cause they all have phones!
He was a blacksmith
He's a blacksmith
Independence Day
He looks for fresh prints.
Will Smith
Look for Fresh Prince
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Fresh prints.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they all own telephones
Pyrex
They all have telephones...
A Concussion.
A weeping Willow.
Look for fresh prints.
Irony.
Because the are always metal-ing.
It's After Earth Day.
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
A: Mike Tyson's dog.
With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
A glimmer of hope
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because I don't joke about jokes.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
They don't have the right to bare arms
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
Capitalization.
