Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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They all have phones.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.