Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.