They're wheels.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
You pokemon!
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.