Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.