How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.