How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."