What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)