Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!