Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!