Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.