Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99