Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!