What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!