What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA