Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.