Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.