Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !