Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot