How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!