How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.