Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.