Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan