Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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C4 yourself!

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Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.