What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.