What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!