What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.