Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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Because the land does not wave back.

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Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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