What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality