Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

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What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.