Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

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What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.