Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...