What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.