What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.