Disguise Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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Because business is booming.

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BOOM!"

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Mascarpone!

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.