What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy