Because they always miss their target!
The specific ocean.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Around the ankles and wrists :D
Because of their cold black hearts.
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
because it was being driven by a woman
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
They are both going to miss every body.