Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!