Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.