Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.