What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.