What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce