What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Previous Random Joke Next
Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet