Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane