What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!