How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar