How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor