How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar