Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.