Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.