Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs