What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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God demi

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.