What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.