Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)