Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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I'm not Willie Nelson"

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There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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It's won't be long now!

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Rhesus species

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Rhesus.

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A: Rhesus Pieces.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.