Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.