Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door