What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.