What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.