Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.