Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...