Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.