Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.