Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.