Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!