Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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All of its servers were busy

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.