Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split