Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.