Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.