Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.