Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!