Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.