Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.