Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.